Knock Knock
We were eating dinner the other night and someone knocked on the front door. We scolded the dogs a little and then took the next bite.
Aren’t you going to get the door, you ask?
Nope…
Why?
Answer: Probability
80% sure it was Amazon
19% sure it was a solicitor
1% sure it was one of you
10 years ago I would’ve hopped up to see who it was. These days I only hop up for 2nds.
Thankfully...going door-to-door will soon be a thing of the past.