Knock Knock

We were eating dinner the other night and someone knocked on the front door. We scolded the dogs a little and then took the next bite.

Aren’t you going to get the door, you ask? 

Nope… 

Why?

Answer: Probability

80% sure it was Amazon

19% sure it was a solicitor

1% sure it was one of you

10 years ago I would’ve hopped up to see who it was. These days I only hop up for 2nds.

Thankfully...going door-to-door will soon be a thing of the past.

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